LOL-Jokes.com - asians

Chinese Girlfriend

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 08:17:56 -0700

A man lets call him bob was going out with a chinese
girl named Ping. Ping couldnt speak a word of english
and anyway one night Bob was fucking Ping shouted out "HARGER"
bob t

What's the Difference?

Wed, 25 May 2005 10:52:58 -0700

I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in
and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man
came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned

Three Chineese Tortures

Mon, 04 Aug 2003 19:21:51 -0700

One day, a man walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in a
vast jungle. He walked for hours and hours and finally he came
upon a small cottage. This man was very tired, so he knocke

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

Thu, 17 Jul 2003 12:56:11 -0700

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE TRANSLATION

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A

Vodo Dick

Sun, 11 May 2003 22:16:45 -0700

There once was a guy that wanted to suprise his wife then tha
guy went to a mall when he got there he saw a guy with a chest
when he opened it he said vodo dick the elevator shaft then the

Chinese Detective

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 21:40:13 -0800

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a
famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and
report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he

International Bash

Thu, 06 Mar 2003 19:59:19 -0800

Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who's
driving?
A. The Policeman

Q. What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from
home?
A. A virgi

English man, Scottish man and a Paky man

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 04:48:08 -0700

There was an English man a Scottish man and a Paky man. They
were all in a plane that was about too crash into Mount
Everist.The pilot told them to throw out anything they didnt
need

dinner table manners

Mon, 29 Apr 2002 07:39:25 -0700

one night david had a few geust over his boss and his wife. so
when they came over david introdused his son kenny. kenny said
hello and went to his spot at the table as they were eating

Chinese playin'

Fri, 15 Feb 2002 07:37:10 -0800

A man suspects his wife of cheating on him. So, to find out he
hires a Chinese detective to spy on her. It turns out he's
right. The Chinese detective follows his wife and a man to a

Indian Toilet Paper

Sun, 18 Feb 2001 07:15:54 -0800

An Indian walks into a 24/7 corner shop and asks for toilet
paper. The clerk asks if he would like No Name, Charmin, or
White Cloud.

"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toil

Hans Schmidt

Wed, 07 Feb 2001 06:36:15 -0800

A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading "Hans
Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." Being of a curious nature, he entered and was
greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introdu