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yo moma

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:49:13 -0700

yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock

Sex Shop Patron

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:23:40 -0700

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the

The Sick Blonde...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," th

Blondes on an Island

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

Match

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:42:04 -0700

You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Funniest joke EVER!!!!!!!

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:01:40 -0700

There was a British, a polish, and a Frenchman. They were in a plane that had crashed. They were all really hot as they walked across the desert. After a hour, they saw a magic lamp. They shook it up

Question and answer blonde joke

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.

Boat troubles

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.Af

There's writing on the white-out.

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

You may be from Jersey if...

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:18:52 -0700

Does this ring true to you? Maybe you have to be from North
Jersey for some of these... You know you're from Jersey
when......

- You refer to the beach as the shore.

Refrigerator Evidence

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Blonde Joke

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

Big city church

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:34:52 -0700

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

Q. What is a Yankee?...

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:54:28 -0700

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.