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Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:08:27 -0700

One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The employers went to a deli, a vegan restaurant, and an Indian restaurant scouting for people using computers. They found a handful of adept people in each place and brought them to Gateway headquarters.

Husband 1.0

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticin

Gates Dies

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:12:52 -0700

The year is 2050 and Bill Gates has recently died. He goes
to God and God says to him," Would you like to go to Heaven or
Hell?" Bill isn't sure so he asks for a preview of both. F

Martha Stewart vs Me

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 15:52:04 -0700

Martha Stewart vs Me...

Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom o

More Computer Viruses!

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:34:03 -0700

DANGER: new viruses discovered!:

Congressional Virus v 2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Tipper Gore Vir

Remember when...

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:09:38 -0700

Remember when...

A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean...
And RAM was the cousin of a goat...

IBM's Help Center

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:07:14 -0700

Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information super

Microsoft Engineer

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:00:25 -0700

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each oth

You might be an internet newbie if:

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:58:01 -0700

YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ALL THE TIME. oR YoU StIlL WrItE EmAiLs iN AlTeRnAtInG CaSe.

You believe what people say in chatrooms is actually the truth, and that girl in it really WILL lo

The Powerbook that Leaked

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:53:12 -0700

In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBook 165.

Fault description: hangs on startup. An additional symptom provided was: whilst being carried from the cus

An IBM acronym

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:08:00 -0700

IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches

Microsoft Sex

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 04:02:00 -0700

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 03:54:47 -0700

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.11. My last

A Week at the Computer Helpdesk, the REAL story...

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 01:10:47 -0700

Monday
8:05am
User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use
password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang
up. God, we let the people vote and driv

The Top 14 Features of the Pentium III Chip

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:35:34 -0700

14> Automatically removes copyright notices from humor lists.

13> Minesweeper now runs really, really, *really* fast.

12> Garunteed 100% Mathomaticly Ackurat