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At the Art Gallery

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:25:15 -0700

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visting "Louvren" the famous
french museum. She looks at the paintings and suddenly she says,
"Is this a dreadful painting or what! I can't belive that a

Walking On Water

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:43:13 -0700

Jesus and St Paul are in heaven talking about the pollution in
the seas and rvers of the earth. The Holy Son Says he is going
down to view the situation himself 7 Paul agrees to join

20 Things To Do at a Water Park

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:10:21 -0700

I made these up myself and I plan to test them out!

1. "See" a shark in the wave pool and start screaming.
2. Hesitate as long as you can before going down a waterslide
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Strange but True

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 15:35:53 -0700

- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a
hunting license.

- Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran
the Zoo"

- It takes 3,00

The Stupid Man

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 23:33:29 -0700

There once was a man he was very clumsy,idotic,and forgetful.
His wife was very tired of his ways and wanted to change him.She
thought and she pondered over what she'd do. i'll teach hi

Fairy tales

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 02:10:17 -0700

What is the difference between a Canadian fairy tale and and
Alabama fairy tale?

Canadian fairy tales start with- once upon a time, Alabama fairy
tales start with- yo,

Your Cartoon Charcter

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 04:43:29 -0700

Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like? Well, a
team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities
of cartoon characters, and put the information gathered int

curiosity killed the little girl

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 17:58:16 -0700

one day a happy little girl filled w/ joy and curiosity was
walking down the road one day from school,and she saw one of her
neighbors waxing his grass,w/ curiosity,the little girl went

What will you do ?

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 03:40:28 -0700

A little girl and a little boy were playing,

The boy asked girl, What would you do in the future?
The girl replied, I want to be a mother, what will you do?
Boy said, I will h

5 Things to do in an elevator

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:45:58 -0800

1. Before someone gets off, yell, "WAIT! I HAVENT SMELLED YOU
YET!"

2. After smelling them, tell them what culture they smell like
they are from.

3. Tell EVERYONE

The "Brother"

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 04:07:02 -0800

Sarah handed in her report which was neatly typed in double
spaced 12 font. The next week, Ms. Tea the teacher told another
girl, Rebecca to hand out the reports that were graded.
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knock knock

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 22:35:25 -0800

"Knock Knock"

"who's there?"

"I dunno..go to the door and see."

Pussy Treats

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:05:20 -0800

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and slapped a
package on the counter, and loudly expressed her
dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't
your

FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TIME

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 04:34:06 -0800

One time there was a boy named Bong. Bong was chosen by the
pimp of immortality to go on the eternal quest for the holy
dildo. Bong accepted. He went to w. 67th street and confronted

Salesman

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 08:10:24 -0800

So a salesman go to the next house and knocks on the door. A
little boy answers the door and is in his underwear with a cigar
in his mouth with a porno magazine under his arm. The salesman