LOL-Jokes.com - sci-fi / fantasy

Genie on Malibu Beach

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.

3 Wishes and the Mother In Law

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:24:01 -0700

There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country,
and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort.
When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a g

Thank you, God.....

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:28:58 -0800

A man is on safari in the jungle by himself unarmed.(yes, he is
a blonde)A lion suddenly jumps in front of him and roars. The
man immiediately gets on his knees and begins to pray.

UFO's landing site

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 02:11:43 -0800

Q: Why do UFO's land in remote areas?

A: Ask yourself! If you had to travel LIGHT YEARS to get to Earth and had
to take a piss. Would YOU land in a populated city and whip out your

Star Ship enterprise

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 19:04:39 -0800

Why is the Star Ship Enterprise like a toilet roll????

Because it flies around Uranus looking for cling ons!

Close Encounter

Sun, 24 Oct 2004 08:47:01 -0700

One day in a little town in the desert, a UFO landed and a green
man came out and walked towards the town bar. As he entered the
bar he approached the sherif who happened to be reading the

heaven or hell?

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 14:20:29 -0700

A man walked out into the street and got hit by a car, he was
a devious man who sinned all of the time. He died, and when he
got to his after life he said, "ohhh..... this must be heave

Son

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 05:50:27 -0700

It was time for St. Peter's annual three-week vacation, and
Jesus volunteered to fill in for him at the Pearly Gates.

"It's no big deal," St. Peter explained. "Just sit at the

Genie and 3 Guys

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 12:50:23 -0700

Three guys are walking down a beach. One of them trips on a
bottle. They pick it up and a genie pops out. "I'm a powerful
genie, I'll grant each one of you a wish!"

The guys t

A Man with an Ostrich and a Cat

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 08:00:16 -0700

A bloke in Australia walks up to the bar with a big ostrich
behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool
beside him. The barman comes over, regarding the trio with some

Snowball

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 19:35:30 -0800

I made myself a snowball
as perfect as could be,
I thought i'd keep it as a pet
and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
and a pillow for its head,
but

The Pledge of the Committed Hero Wiener

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 01:37:53 -0800

1. I, as a dedicated wiener, pledge to be the wussiest I can, but always
win.

2. Through the course of my journey, I will never act cool.

3. I pledge to effect the live

The English, the Irish and the Scottish

Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:36:41 -0800

There was once an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man
and there was this magical slide. The Genie of the slide said to
them, "I grant you a wish when you slide down this magical

Aliens

Thu, 06 Nov 2003 07:58:11 -0800

Two aliens came down to earth to do some research on humans and
to test out their new super weapon too. They land in a desert
and start walking down a dirt road.
They come up to a t

marishan

Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:11:59 -0700

What did the Martians ask for when they came to earth?

A marshmallow