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Tyson

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:11:10 -0700

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

They invented mace!

Leafs vs. Habs

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 03:36:21 -0800

One cold winter day a couple of kids were playing hockey on Lake
Ontario and a vicious dog ran up and started biting one of the
kids' legs. Thinking fast the other kids took his hockey sti

Baseball Player

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:44:42 -0800

Why Did the Baseball player bring rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

Timbuck Too

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 10:18:22 -0800

One day an Aggie and a Longhorn (football teams) were applying
for the same job, the manager said, ok, you both go home and
make up a poem using the words "Timbuck Too" the next day they

This Is For The Bills

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 18:29:12 -0700

Four football fanactics decided to go rock climbing one day. One
was a Dallas Cowboys fan. One was a Denver Broncos fan. One was
a Miami Dolphins fan. And the other was a Buffalo Bills fan

Dave Barry's version of the '96 Olympics

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 10:04:38 -0700

Article by Dave Barry on Olympic Coverage

TRUMPETS: BOM! BOM! BOM-BOM BOM BOM BOM!

BOB COSTAS: Good evening, and as you can tell by the sound of the Olympic
Theme Song

y guy cheerleaders are not gay!!!

Mon, 03 May 2004 03:40:48 -0700

many guyz will not become a cheerleader for fear that they will
be called gay. this i dont under stand beacause there are many
things that would not make them look gay. i am going to lis

Beckham's Puzzle

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 18:57:43 -0800

Alex Ferguson is at Old Trafford with the whole of the
Manchester United Football Team watching them train, when he
realizes that golden boy David Beckham is absent. He takes out
his

Yogi-isms (By Yogi Berra, Baseball Player)

Thu, 27 Jun 2002 21:53:38 -0700

1. I die rarely.
2. It's a deja vu all over again.
3. It's not over till it's over.
4. If you come to a fork in the road.....take it!
5. I really didn't say everything that I s

Stupid camps

Mon, 17 Jun 2002 13:16:24 -0700

1. Quiditch camp (no children cannot fly)

2. Sailor camp ( no they will not end up on broadway)

3. Star Wars camp ( no it is not possible to become Chubbaca)

Ugliest man in the world

Wed, 29 May 2002 09:27:32 -0700

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quasimoto (Hunchback of
Notre Dame) were standing around talking.

Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the
world.

Jock Jems

Tue, 12 Mar 2002 11:47:39 -0800

Basketball player Chris Washburn, on his ability to drive to the
basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because
I'm amphibious.

"Nobody in football should be

Philadelphia Eagles Football Schedule

Sun, 03 Jun 2001 19:55:04 -0700

Philadelphia Eagles Football Schedule
September

15 Gov. Mifflin Jr. High
22 Cub Scout Troop 101
29 PA Blind Academy

October

Mike Tyson

Tue, 13 Feb 2001 23:00:17 -0800

Why did Mike Tyson [the boxer] buy a whole corn field?

So he could bite some more ears.

Brainy Beckham

Tue, 09 Jan 2001 02:11:21 -0800

Beckham is at a press conference, and has just been asked a
question. "They keep your breath fresh for hours, and they're
only 2 calories!" he replies smiling. The weary journalist shook