LOL-Jokes.com - politicians

A Quickie

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The
waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, "I want a
quickie." The witress slapped him and walked away. George then

3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 23:46:03 -0700

Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he

Yellow Writing in the Snow

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 00:45:33 -0700

One winter day the president is horrified to see "CLINTON SUCKS"
written in yellow in the snow outside the White House. He
demands an immediate lab test and a handwriting analysis. Just

The 7 Dwarfs and the Pope

Sun, 15 May 2005 10:16:56 -0700

6 of th 7 dwarfs are sitting in their house when Doc comes
running in. Doc says, "OH MY GOSH...you guys,i just won us all
free trips to go see the Pope tomorrow."

So the 7 dw

Tragedy

Sun, 01 May 2005 20:08:05 -0700

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the
students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One
little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives

The W Song

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 17:24:05 -0700

"The Kennebunkport Hillbilly"

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies, of course.)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.

His IQ was zero and hi

Hillary's pregnant

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:12:27 -0700

Hillary Clinton starts to feel ill in the morning, so she goes
to the doctor. The doctor tells her that nothing is wrong with
her, she is just pregnant. She runs to the nearest phone to ca

Hillary's High School Boyfriend

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 21:50:50 -0700

Bill and Hillary were driving through Little Rock, and when they
passd by a gas station a big man yelled, "Hi Hillary." And
Hillary said, "Hi Bubba." Bill asked, "Who was that?" And

What Bush's Speech Shoulda Been

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 10:54:19 -0800

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You
can rest assure

Presidential Clock

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:54:15 -0800

This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this
week between president Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in
the White House:

Ashley walked into the white h

3 Parachutes 4men

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:56:13 -0800

George Bush, a hippy, bill Gates, and a priest are on an
airplane. The airplane starts to crash and there's only 3
parachutes. George Bush said "I'm the president the American
people

IQ

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:57:38 -0800

At a party, Albert Einstein introduces himself to the first
person he sees and immediately asks, "What is your IQ?" "241,"
the man replies. "Wonderful!" Albert says. "We will talk about

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 08:06:48 -0800

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people
see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going
to the "other side." That's what "they

President Bush and Taliban Leader

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 18:19:34 -0800

Bush went to Afganistan to discuss peace agreements. While he
was in the Room The Taliban leader presses a button and a Fist
comes out and puches him. He begans to laugh and Bush is

The Bush Joke

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 03:02:15 -0800

What are you called if you are paid to kill president Bush.

A Bush Wacker.