LOL-Jokes.com - music

Annoying Pop Stars

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
they get into a discussion.

Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
the window of th

Sailors and Light Bulbs

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

How many sailors does it take to remove a light bulb?

Two or more.

One sober sailor to hold the bulb and the rest drink until the room spins.

Beethoven's Ninth

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:48:01 -0700

A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing
Beethoven's Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims...

At this point, you must understand two things:

(1)There's a

Proctology

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:20:01 -0700

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there

Viola joke

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 11:52:23 -0700

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

Musician joke

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 11:37:58 -0700

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.

Bass joke

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:19:57 -0700

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Professor Music

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 19:03:08 -0700

"Today," said the professor , "I will be lecturing about the liver and spleen."

Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other, "Damn, it there's one thing I can't stand it

Drum joke

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 23:51:30 -0700

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.

Viola joke

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 04:57:54 -0700

Q: What is the difference between grapes and a viola?A: You take off your shoes to stamp on grapes.

Drum joke

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 17:43:52 -0700

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?A: Homeless.

All about Music

Wed, 04 May 2005 14:58:06 -0700

How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?

Shoot one.

What's the definition of a minor second?

Two oboists playing in perfect unison.

Drum joke

Wed, 04 May 2005 12:17:42 -0700

What is your IQ?Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I.Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation fr

Viola joke

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 16:15:37 -0700

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Music joke

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 00:09:37 -0700

Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.