LOL-Jokes.com - fictional characters

Look Ma...

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:40:45 -0700

Larry says, "Look Ma, no hands!"

Larry says, "Look Ma, no feet!"

(Thud)

Larry says, "Wook Ma, mo teef!"

Dear Santa

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 21:18:19 -0700

If Santa answered his mail honestly...

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Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

The Man and The Genie (version 2)

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:37:56 -0800

On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across
the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain
over his face.

He walked over and asked what wa

Mofia Christmas

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 01:30:14 -0800

Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' po

Purple Passion

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 04:03:26 -0800

One day a teacher had each student tell the rest of the class
what their favorite color was. The last child she asked was a
boy named Danny. "What's your favorite color Danny?"

skateboard

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 16:02:33 -0800

There were three guys waiting to get into heaven, they were at
the pearly gates and Saint Peter told them that to get into
heaven, they had to answer one question, which was, " Have you

Jack and Jill (version 2)

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:42:08 -0800

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 16:47:38 -0800

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothin

Tarzan and Jane

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:31:09 -0800

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees
for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this

Englishman Irishman and Scottishman

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:49:29 -0800

There was a Englishman a Irishman and a Scottishman and they
were about to jump in a swimming pool, and suddenly a gienie
approachs them and says "what ever u say when u jump in the

Energizer Bunny Found Dead

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 21:55:52 -0800

The world was stunned by the news today, of the death of the
ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that
the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last night.

Boys,wear gear for your thing if your going swimmi

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 07:58:25 -0700

One day a man was swimming for an hour.Then he ate lunch and
waited for half an hour.He swam for 2 hours then it was time for
the pool to close.When he got ouit he saw he was naked and his

race from the sky

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 02:23:12 -0700

There was once a competition, it was a race u start at the top
of the sky and it's the first one to hit the ground.Three kids
took part in it there names were Christipher, Jack and a reall

Easy Letter to Santa (fill in the gaps)

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 15:30:47 -0700

Dear Santa,

This year i've been an extremely ______ person. Infact I think
its safe to say that i've been much, much ______ than in
previous years.

Everything sta

Drunk at Party

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 01:57:59 -0700

There's a big gala ball on the roof of a fancy hotel. Everyone
is having a great time, except for one guy who's really drunk,
and is bothering everyone. The guy is busy peeing on a woman's