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Reindeer Riddles

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer

Okay, if you didn't get it, sound it out... "No

Worst Christmas Joke in the World.... Ever

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:09:38 -0700

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife. ''No, that felt more like snow to me'

Tonya Skating Again

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 12:46:26 -0700

Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after five years. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking anot

Movie line - Not PC

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:24:26 -0700

One of many great lines from the movie: 'As Good As It Gets'Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cra

Hollywood Does Famous Composers

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 09:55:14 -0700

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project--an action
docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold
Schwa

Bush and education

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:57:11 -0700

The head of the department of education
was talking to president Bush.

" Mr president", The man said, " 85% of

the nations children can't find Iraq on the

map."

Hell

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 11:34:22 -0700

Three guys found themselves in Hell: Martin, Joe, and Dave. A
little confused at their present situation, they were startled
to see a door in the wall (which they hadn't noticed before)

Carolin

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 22:01:33 -0700

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas t

25 AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 08:14:20 -0700

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Energizer Bunny

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 10:40:19 -0700

The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed
away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the
chief medical examiner ruled that the de

Snoop Dog and Scooby Doo

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 07:31:05 -0700

Q. What would happen to Snoop Dog, if he married Scooby Doo?

A. He would become Snoop Dog Doo.

George Carlin Witticisms

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:20:16 -0700

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

who likes wwf well here's a joke about Stone Cold

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 12:23:03 -0700

Why does Stone Cold Steve Austin keep saying what what what?
Because he has to it goes with he's job! hahahahehehehe

by:Krista Anderson

P.S. I relly lik

McDonaldland Riddle

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 03:31:24 -0700

How do you spot Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

Micheal Jakson gone wrong

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 08:48:36 -0700

A preacher and a boy are sitting down when the boy asks him a question. he asks "preacher, is god black or white?".
the preacher decides to tease him and replys

"both". then the boy ask