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Genie on Malibu Beach

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.

A Quickie

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The
waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, "I want a
quickie." The witress slapped him and walked away. George then

Reindeer Riddles

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer

Okay, if you didn't get it, sound it out... "No

Annoying Pop Stars

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
they get into a discussion.

Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
the window of th

Sailors and Light Bulbs

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

How many sailors does it take to remove a light bulb?

Two or more.

One sober sailor to hold the bulb and the rest drink until the room spins.

3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 23:46:03 -0700

Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he

At the Art Gallery

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:25:15 -0700

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visting "Louvren" the famous
french museum. She looks at the paintings and suddenly she says,
"Is this a dreadful painting or what! I can't belive that a

Worst Christmas Joke in the World.... Ever

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:09:38 -0700

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife. ''No, that felt more like snow to me'

Tonya Skating Again

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 12:46:26 -0700

Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after five years. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking anot

Movie line - Not PC

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:24:26 -0700

One of many great lines from the movie: 'As Good As It Gets'Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cra

Evil Overlord Handbook Part One

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:42:50 -0700

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass
visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My nob

Hollywood Does Famous Composers

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 09:55:14 -0700

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project--an action
docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold
Schwa

Beethoven's Ninth

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:48:01 -0700

A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing
Beethoven's Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims...

At this point, you must understand two things:

(1)There's a

Walking On Water

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:43:13 -0700

Jesus and St Paul are in heaven talking about the pollution in
the seas and rvers of the earth. The Holy Son Says he is going
down to view the situation himself 7 Paul agrees to join

Proctology

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:20:01 -0700

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there