LOL-Jokes.com - bush

Won't Stop Aggrieving

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

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Through the bombs Bush hurled,
Wants to rule the whole wide world.
With crooks of Far Right strain, attack anywhere.
He's Bush Daddy's boy.

George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Ne

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to
understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." George W.
Bush, in remarks to the Universit

The public education system in America

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 23:46:03 -0700

"The public education system in America is one of the most important
foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over
America learn to be responsible citizens,

Bush and America:

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:25:15 -0700

"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in
America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.

"The great thing about America is everybody should

George W. Bush on the Kyoto accord

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:48:01 -0700

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a
treaty that I thought made sense for the country." George W. Bush, on the Kyoto
accord, April 24, 2001

A Worthy Charity

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:43:13 -0700

Dear kindhearted friends...

Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help
those in need.

Enron executives in our very own country a

Moses meets George W

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 04:05:36 -0700

George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled. But Moses walked on, ignoring him. After a few
blocks, Bush caught up with him. "Moses, why didn't you

Bush and Polly

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 22:23:11 -0700

Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots?
A little thing called cannibalism.

A touching father and son moment:

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:12:22 -0700

BUSH Sr.: Read my nose: no new taxes.
BUSH Jr: Er ..... Isn't that's meant to be "Read my lips.
BUSH Sr.: No, Son. If they watch my lips, they'll see that I'm lying through
my

Bush Lied, Many Thousands Died

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:11:10 -0700

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No WMD's have been discovered,
Though Bush says that can't be so.
But now his polling numbers have hovered
So low; it grieves him, so low.

Yasser Arafat in Ramallah

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 00:45:33 -0700

"After all, a week ago, there were Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his
building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and
all kinds of people. They're now

Three little boys

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:10:21 -0700

Three little boys went out to play in the snow and make snowmen.
The first boy came in after just a few minutes. His mother asked him if he
was finished with his snowman already. He an

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 08:17:56 -0700

WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a
U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying
with weapons inspections. "En

"Bush Jr. Night."

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:51:07 -0700

A club in New York has designated every Tuesday night until the election "Bush
Jr. Night." You get in free if your parents call and make your reservation.

Republican Kittens

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 10:22:18 -0700

George W. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner
with a box.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"
The little boy sa