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Ways to confuse a roommate

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:12:52 -0700

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.158. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refr

Ways to confuse a roommate

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 04:56:03 -0700

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.104. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest c

The Braggart Gets His!

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 07:25:38 -0700

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of
one of the older workmen. After sever

Ways to confuse a roommate

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:24:26 -0700

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.69. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it

Don't forget the R

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 17:56:26 -0700

The new teacher at the boys school was Miss Franny and she was disturbed to find that even the headmaster made a mistake and welcomed her as Miss Fanny.

"The name is Franny" she said co

USC commencement

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 15:01:37 -0700

During USC's commencement, the President was giving his usual address to the graduating class. While he was giving his address, some people in the back began to chant, "Graduate Bubba, graduate Bubba.

Oxygen

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:21:13 -0700

The teacher asked kids to bring something belonging to their grandparents to
the school.
- Masha, a cap? Very good.
- Grisha, a badge? Great!
- Vovochka, an oxygen pillow?

Hit by a seagull

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:00:25 -0700

Kyle and Emmitt, two University of Miami students, were strolling along Miami
Beach during spring break. Suddenly a seagull flying overhead dropped a load.

It hit Kyle right in t

You're hired!

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 17:38:25 -0700

A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.

During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."

Philia

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:17:37 -0700

I thought I would share a transcript of a particularly productive moment in my 9th grade "English" (sic) class:

We watched the end of Zeferelli's "Romeo & Juliet" today in class. During the

Things that i learned in college

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 01:36:00 -0700

- That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class; I'd sleep right
through it.
- That I could change so much and barely realize it.
- That college kids throw airplanes

30 Things to do on an exam when you know that you are going to fail it anyway

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 22:52:00 -0700

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions a loud, debate your answers

Airline Funnies!

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:03:12 -0700

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

Here are some real examples that have been

I told him you were out

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 04:02:00 -0700

Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you
were out. But he wouldn't believe me.

Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him mys

Geography

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:00:48 -0700

What keeps Texas from drifting into teh gulf?

Oklahoma Sucks.