LOL-Jokes.com - little johnny

Having A Baby Is Like...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:43:16 -0700

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:

"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

Child beatng

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

In the courtroom the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The little boy says, "No, she beats me." The judge says, "Do you want to live with your f

Birds and the bees speech

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:22:28 -0700

It was a bright and cold winter morning, Mom and sister were at the mall so Dad decided it was a good time for a father and son chat about "the birds and the bees" with his 10 year old boy."I

Not enough!

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:01:40 -0700

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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The rain cloud.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:31:16 -0700

What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?

Answer: Thunder wear!

Which cat you cant trust

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:10:28 -0700

Which cat can you not trust?

a Cheet-ah

Kleenex anyone?

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 18:28:52 -0700

What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints

Sunday School

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:48:28 -0700

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israel

Cow gives birth

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 21:05:39 -0700

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now

Trainset

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:04:27 -0700

Little Johhny is playing with his train set while his mother is dusting in the other room. As Johnny brings the train to a halt his mother hears him say, "This is the last stop all you assholes and al

Rough Boys

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:24:03 -0700

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"

The little girl thou

Good cook

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:37:39 -0700

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook."

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Are you a poopy idiot??

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 07:32:51 -0700

This is a poem to test your idiotic skills, would you fall or stay if you were on a hill?, would you jump off a bridge if i told you to? of course you would cause your brains full of poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bicycle

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:52:27 -0700

A Kid was walking to the bathroom, when he saw through the slightly open door, his mother was in there. She was buck naked and looking into the mirror while rubbing her breasts and moaning "I want a m

Buttiches

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 18:10:50 -0700

once upon a time there was a kid named buttiches. it was the first day of school and everybody had to go around and say therename and favorite color. everybody had already went and told their favorite