LOL-Jokes.com - food

New comers

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:06:51 -0700

Two women from england moved to America. They decided that since it was a traditional American food they would try there first hot dog.They were talking about how mean it was to kill a helpless dog fo

The picklejar joke

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:36:27 -0700

Theres this guy who sells knives by acsident he thruw a k nife down a building and it cuts of a guys dick and then the guys dick falls into green paint and i t fell into a pickle jar and a lady bought

Thin People Don't

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:06:02 -0700

By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now

Making cakes

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 09:44:25 -0700

A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to her mother and asks

"What are they doi

Yum Yum

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 22:41:12 -0700

Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?

A:you push them down the Alps.

We could have been here sooner

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 14:36:23 -0700

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two

Patato's

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:16:21 -0700

Q:There are two patato's sitting on the cornerof a street, how can you tell which ones the prositute?

A: the one with the sticker on it that says IDAHO!

One More Time

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 00:02:19 -0700

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their

lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the

same time

The family crisis

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 09:28:15 -0700

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont know wut it is. moms on the phone and says "thanks for givin us the deer meat the kids love it but dont kn

Ten Top Ways to Annoy Your Waiter

Tue, 10 May 2005 23:20:55 -0700

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

Food one-liner

Thu, 05 May 2005 12:21:18 -0700

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The Onion

Wed, 04 May 2005 14:58:06 -0700

Q:what's round,white and giggles?

A:a tickled onion

A practical joke involving jello

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 06:23:58 -0800

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless fo

Improving fry cooking time

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:00:19 -0800

In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Arg

New Grocery Store Helper

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 21:14:18 -0800

One day, a little girl walked in to a grocery store. She asked someone at the grocery store, who coincedentally was new, if they had bacon. He said "I don't know, I don't know." So the little girl lef