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THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:23:40 -0700

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from
birth. One day, the bunny was ho

Business Rules Part I

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

I can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow is not
looking good either.

i love deadlines. i especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go

Actual Newspaper Ads

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

The following ads acutally appeared in newspapers:

ILLITERATE ? Write today for free help.

AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you will never go

25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served at Work

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:16:51 -0700

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts

The World's Shortest Books

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:19:38 -0700

25. "My plan to find the real killers" by OJ Simpson
24. "To all the men I've loved before" by Ellen DeGeneres
23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
22. The Difference between Re

Travel Agent's Encounters with Customers

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 09:51:37 -0700

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that his or her hair
wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After
goin

Why Engineers do not cook...

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 20:29:37 -0700

Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe:

Ingredients:

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten

2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3

3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite

4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tal

Why English is a Pain to Learn

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:32:24 -0700

- The bandage was wound around the wound.

- The farm was used to produce produce.

- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

- He could lead if he

Porn Actor as Gas Station Attendant

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:25:12 -0700

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas
station attendant?

Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the
nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

First Job After College

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 17:16:47 -0700

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the

Signs You're Burned Out

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:49:59 -0700

10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.'

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get
off my back, bitch!'

8. Your

Want a day off work?

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 03:47:35 -0700

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are
365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you
already have 2 days off per

Evaluating employees

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 14:21:58 -0700

RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations:

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig."

"His men would follow

Fish Heads

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 19:39:10 -0700

A woman went to "Jim's Seafood Stroe" and asked Jim what the
best part of the fish is.

Jim said, "The best part of the fish is the head." He also said,
"Not only they are goo

Jesus's Car

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:18:22 -0700

What kind of Car does Jesus Drive?
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A Chrysler.