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Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:08:27 -0700

One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The employers went to a deli, a vegan restaurant, and an Indian restaurant scouting for people using computers. They found a handful of adept people in each place and brought them to Gateway headquarters.

whatttt?!?

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:54:59 -0800

There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:23:40 -0700

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from
birth. One day, the bunny was ho

Deathbed lawyer

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:01:40 -0700

Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loopholes!

No Refills

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:21:16 -0700

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman
wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest
of my life?"

"Ye

Rookie Officer

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:17:40 -0700

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?

Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.

officer:Well then can I please see the re

3 Sick Soldiers...

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes w

Chemist's fast prayer

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?

The Last One's Law Of

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

Irish RAF

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

The Irish RAF stormed the RSPCA. They went to kill the five
Afgans held there.

Business Rules Part I

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

I can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow is not
looking good either.

i love deadlines. i especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go

Work hard and save your

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

Husband 1.0

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticin

Boarding from what gate?

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:34:52 -0700

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding
announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system
saying, "We apologize for the inc

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Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

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