There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the
strongest tiger, but once he's married mostly he takes out the garbage.>

-Sam Levenson

10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Scre

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part I

Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing grea

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. ''Show the lady your finest mink!'' the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous fu

1.No we can't be friends, i just want you for sex.
2.The dress doesn't make you look fat, it’s all that f****** ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3.You've g

The wealthy wife of a very successful Jewish businessman went to the portrait artist for her first sitting. The portrait, a gift for her husband. She explained to the artist what she wanted: "You shou