Three people living in a appartment, two of the people are having sex. The girl is in the time of the month. The room mate is in the other room hearing the people having sex. After a little while he

there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said \"mommy whats that?\" and her mom said \" thats

a nurse is walking past the morge. she walks past a guy with a large dick. she looks if any1 is around, then she talks off her clothes and rides his dick like its a horse.her boobs are flying around b

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung.

I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said, "Let's go back to my place."

She said, "Oh, do you have cable?"

I said, "No... But I have some old rop

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"

I understand that drugstores often end up selling the 'Extra large' box of condoms (because, naturally every guy considers himself 'extra large'). Of course, the only thing 'Extra Large' is the QUA

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.