A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife l

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would ne

How are daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?

They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought

An American couple has five children. Their names are Rudy, Larry, Johnny,
Adam, and ... Ding Kong Wong. They called their fifth child Ding Kong Wong
because the survey said every 5 babi

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going, boy?"
The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't n

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the newspaper,and not having much luck. One day he comes across a be

Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones. The single brother was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank.

A few days late

Daughter comes to her mother in tears and says:
- since i got married to vasya, he's never had me...
- oh, no problem. tell him to come to me.
he comes, and the girl's mother says