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The Search for the Perfect Woman

Submitted by Bugar on Mon, the 10th of March, 2003, 1:49 am

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
responsibility to find the perfect woman, marry her, and raise a
family. With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman.

After a diligent but fruitless search up and down the east
coast, he decided to head west. Soon he came across a farmer who
had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his
breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking
for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, " They're all lookin' to get married,
so you've come to the right place. Look over them and decide
which one you wanna marry.

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
for the man's opinion. " Well, she's just a weeeeee bit, not that
you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed.

So the man dated the second daughter. The next day the farmer
asked for the man's opinion. " Well, she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice, cross-eyed.

So then the man dated the third daughter. The next morning the
man rushed in, exclaiming, " She's perfect! She's perfect! She's
the one I want to marry! So they were immediately wed.

Nine months later the baby was born. When the man visited the
nursery, he was horrified. The baby was the most hideous,
ugliest, most pathetic baby you could imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law, asking how such a thing could happen, considering
his parents were perfect.

" Well, replied the farmer, " she was just a weeeeeeee bit, not
that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her.

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