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Submitted by Mike J Bowers on Mon, the 23rd of April, 2001, 3:05 pm

An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another
engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. " Where did you get
such a rockin' bike? asked the first. The second engineer
replied, " Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw
the motorcycle to the ground, took off all her clothes and said
' Take what you want. " The second engineer nodded approvingly.
" Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit.

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, " I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost? " Only one kiss per yard, replied the smirking
male clerk. " That's fine, replied the girl. " I'll take ten
yards. With expectation and anticipation written all over his
face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth,
then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and
pointed to a little old man standing beside her. " Grandpa will
pay the bill, she smiled.

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