Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get blow jobs!

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife came out to feed them.

The rooster sto

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father wh

One afternoon, Mother Superior called a meeting of the one hundred girls at the nunnery."Ladies, this morning a pair of men's pajamas were found in one of your beds." Nin

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with n

Two guy walked into a bar, they were both gay. So John walked in and fucked hem both in the ass.

What's the best way to catch Pamela Anderson in the woods?

Use a booby trap!

What's eleven inches long and white?

Nothing.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex. To prove his theory, he filled