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Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all i

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB?

A. AFTER TEN YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS!

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?

It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding.

One night these two guys were having sex in their bedroom. The guy fucking the other guy is about to cum, when the phone rings.

He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he'

your momma is so ugly shes just ugly.

What do gay termites eat?

Wood Peckers.

After a long sequence of lovemaking, the doctor glanced adoringly at his lady love, who dozed next to him. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pang of guilt.

"Relax, Howard," he told himself. "You’re n

your mamma so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car