There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.

Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get blow jobs!

you suck

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the
strongest tiger, but once he's married mostly he takes out the garbage.>

-Sam Levenson

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife came out to feed them.

The rooster sto

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all i

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father wh

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife l

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB?

A. AFTER TEN YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS!

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter in his hand. \"What are you doing?\" she asked.
\"Hunting flies,\" he whispered.
\"Oh! Good. Killin