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tongue twisters

Seal Slicers

Submitted by Joshua Bosanuqet on Wed, the 13th of June, 2001, 12:48 pm

How many seals did the seal slicer slice since the seal slicer
shan't slice slippery seals.

Tounge twister's for the BEST

Submitted by nikki engelmann on Thu, the 4th of August, 2005, 2:05 am

these tounge twisters are the worst
try saying them asfast as you can 5 times these might even be
the shortest...

The Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

can you do it ?...

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Stu Chews Shoes

Submitted by Staples12 on Mon, the 20th of January, 2003, 2:55 pm

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Swiss Wristwatches

Submitted by Clueless_3216 on Fri, the 23rd of August, 2002, 9:35 am

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser Leather

Submitted by Drew S Suhr on Sun, the 4th of April, 2004, 3:36 pm

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.


Submitted by Little Angel Me on Mon, the 26th of August, 2002, 5:47 pm

Square Spheres Swear

One Smart Fellow

Submitted by vic Lee on Tue, the 27th of February, 2001, 4:07 pm

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows both felt smart.
Three smart fellows all felt smart.

Fud Picker

Submitted by Matthew J Rosen on Sat, the 18th of June, 2005, 1:56 am

How much Fud,
could a fud picker pick,
if a fud picker could pick fud

Betty Baught Some Butter

Submitted by Savannah S David on Mon, the 6th of May, 2002, 1:43 pm

Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was bitter, so
Betty bought a bit of better butter, but the better butter was
still bitter

Sylvia Swimming

Submitted by Ella F Unt on Tue, the 3rd of June, 2003, 9:17 pm

Surely Sylvia swims! shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.

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