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ratz

Submitted by Adam R Culbertson on Sun, the 2nd of June, 2002, 7:19 am

What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk??

A rat on vacation!

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beaner

Submitted by Nick Jerimiah on Tue, the 29th of May, 2001, 3:53 am

Q. What disease do you get when you eat beans?
A. Fart disease!

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umberalla

Submitted by Alex Dubrovskiy on Thu, the 9th of November, 2000, 10:53 pm

What gose up a chimney down but wont go up a chimney down?




Answer umberalla

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apple and worm

Submitted by Jessica R Patterson on Thu, the 13th of February, 2003, 11:00 am

What did the apple say to the worm?

You're boring me.

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Why did the tree cross the road?

Submitted by Zac C Condie on Tue, the 9th of March, 2004, 5:01 am

To get it's roots!

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anteater

Submitted by Emily A Swatkowski on Tue, the 26th of August, 2003, 12:58 pm

Q. What do you call a anteater that doesn't eat ants?
A. An anti-eater!

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Too Little To Smoke!

Submitted by Becca Dawson on Thu, the 12th of June, 2003, 3:07 am

What did the big chimney says to the little chimney?

You are too little to smoke

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golf

Submitted by Dan Sabo on Mon, the 6th of August, 2001, 12:00 am

Q: why should a golf player always bring an extra shirt when he
plays golf?

A: just in cause he gets a hole in 1!

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why girls

Submitted by Jason J Konstantino on Fri, the 22nd of December, 2000, 1:24 am

Q: Why do girls' pussies go up and down instead of left to right?
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What's up?

Submitted by Justin R Timberlake on Fri, the 17th of January, 2003, 1:22 am

A Guy talking to another guy:

Guy # 1: What's up?

Guy # 2: My dick!

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