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Submitted by Trisha Simone on Wed, the 10th of August, 2005, 5:07 am

What do you call a man with 1 0 rabbits up his bum?
Warren.

What do you call two Canadian lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.

What do you call a lesbian from Alaska?
Klondike.

What do you call an exhausted bear?
Winnie the Pooped!

What do you call an independently wealthy woman in Texas?
A divorcee.

What do you call an intelligent man in the United States?
A tourist.

What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?
Bob.

What do you call boobs on a Girl Scout?
Brownie points.

What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?
Bob.

What do you call boobs on a Girl Scout?
Brownie points.

What do you call a prostitute who works in Chicago and New York? The tail of two cities.

What do you call an Irish homosexual?
Gay-lick.

What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 1 8 0?
Sicily.

What do you call an obsession with fabric softener?
Downey syndrome.

What do you call an obsession with goose feathers?
Down syndrome.

What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
Trapper John

What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?
A girl.

What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player? A tall tale.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?
FSH

What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!