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Penny's Cruise

Submitted by The king of hitz on Mon, the 27th of November, 2000, 11:58 pm

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her
own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the
world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she
scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on
her ocean cruise.

She booked passage on a cruise liner - - first class all the way.
The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties
every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank,
but just danced the night away. One night, after they had been
at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the
heel on her left shoe broke throwing her...

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Cute Olive Joke

Submitted by johnny g on Wed, the 27th of April, 2005, 5:31 pm

One day a family of olives goes for a walk. As Momma Olive and
Dadda Olive walk across the street, they are unaware of how
behind Baby Olive is. Along comes a big ol' truck and runs over
Baby Olive...

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DUHHHH

Submitted by kakyok on Tue, the 1st of March, 2005, 6:27 pm

SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SH-MAM-DAY-SHANWICHES PROLONGED
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES

Now say it 1 0 times....

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Idaho Protatoes

Submitted by daniel avila on Mon, the 16th of April, 2001, 3:58 am

There are two potatoes standing at the curb, how can you tell
which one is the protitute?...

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You know you are a loser

Submitted by Kitty Devil on Sat, the 17th of May, 2003, 4:13 am

You know you are a loser when during masturbation you yell out
your own name " Oh, Oh Lou.... I mean Pamela, Pamela, Pamelou Lou "

Walk Into a Bar

Submitted by Nuttygryl on Mon, the 6th of November, 2000, 3:59 am

Q: What do you say when you walk into a bar??



A: OUCH!!!

Monkey Joke

Submitted by Kimberly M Owens on Thu, the 19th of December, 2002, 11:41 pm

why can't a bicycle stand by its self?

Cause it two tired.

Sheep Joke

Submitted by deius on Sat, the 1st of September, 2001, 9:35 am

What did the male sheep say to the female one?
Ewe are so beautiful.

untitled

Submitted by Daniel Chapman on Tue, the 21st of December, 2004, 6:13 am

What do gay men do when they leave the bar?

push in their stool!

Nobel Prize

Submitted by E G on Sun, the 26th of June, 2005, 5:05 am

Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?

A. Because he was outstanding in his field!

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