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Nasty PoemsSubmitted by Kendr Reneah on Fri, 2005-06-17 19:15.
Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Score: 0.0, votes: 0 ( categories: poems )
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