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love

Submitted by Carly A Jordan on Tue, the 13th of January, 2004, 4:21 am

one day walking on the street i saw a man love at first sight

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Ryhme About Santa

Submitted by Kuhrsartep on Wed, the 2nd of January, 2002, 2:37 am

( To be sung to the tune of that Witer Wonderland song )

Santa Claus, are you listening?
Mrs. Claus had sex with Blizten
I you want to know more,...

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Poop

Submitted by crazylilmiz on Sun, the 28th of November, 2004, 6:13 pm

When I see Shit,
I have A Fit,
Cuz when it comes out of my...

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Poop and more

Submitted by Conrad Gryba on Sun, the 27th of February, 2005, 11:41 pm

when i see ya shit,
i put up a fit,
cuz all thay remind me...

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beautiful

Submitted by Ted Hampson on Thu, the 30th of December, 2004, 2:48 pm

BEAUTIFUUL


Beautiful
Beautiful, thats what he is to me
Beautiful, something only really him and I can see
Beautiful, somethig he cannot hide from me
He's incredable and capable of makinh his life deside to be
he's so wonderful
hess so wonderful he is the best person you could have in...

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king kong the Monkey Man

Submitted by Mary on Fri, the 3rd of September, 2004, 2:04 pm

King Kong the monkeyman hanging from a rubberband he trips he falls he's
hanging from his balls they rip they tear he doesn't give a care.

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Scrotum (song)

Submitted by Simon Peeters on Tue, the 4th of March, 2003, 10:52 pm

Scrotum, It just a sac of skin

Scrotum, It keeps your testies in

Scrotum, what's that?

Its a sac of skin that keeps your testies in!

Scrotum...

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Love and Hate...not a joke

Submitted by Big Fat ASS on Fri, the 15th of June, 2001, 2:15 am

LOVE AND HATE

Love
Such A Beautiful word
Hate
Devilish Word
There is nothin better then love that you can think of
Love is like a word that came from a white beautiful Dove
Hate is a bashfull word that I was not allowed to say
Hate is like a curse that can throw you around if you say it
everyday...

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I Was Here Nut Now I'm Not

Submitted by LiL Bow Wow on Fri, the 1st of September, 2000, 11:44 am

I was here but now I'm not,
I left my name to turn you on,
If this feeling is just too great,
Pull down your pants and masturbate

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I Was Here Nut Now I'm Not

Submitted by Carol Peanut on Wed, the 24th of October, 2001, 6:08 pm

I was here but now I'm not,
I left my name to turn you on,
If this feeling is just too great,
Pull down your pants and masturbate

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