one day walking on the street i saw a man love at first sight
( To be sung to the tune of that Witer Wonderland song )
Santa Claus, are you listening?
Mrs. Claus had sex with Blizten
I you want to know more,...
When I see Shit,
I have A Fit,
Cuz when it comes out of my...
when i see ya shit,
i put up a fit,
cuz all thay remind me...
Beautiful, thats what he is to me
Beautiful, something only really him and I can see
Beautiful, somethig he cannot hide from me
He's incredable and capable of makinh his life deside to be
he's so wonderful
hess so wonderful he is the best person you could have in...
With the wit of author Saul Bellow,
And the grace of a Yo-Yo Ma cello,...
King Kong the monkeyman hanging from a rubberband he trips he falls he's
hanging from his balls they rip they tear he doesn't give a care.
Scrotum, It just a sac of skin
Scrotum, It keeps your testies in
Scrotum, what's that?
Its a sac of skin that keeps your testies in!
LOVE AND HATE
Such A Beautiful word
There is nothin better then love that you can think of
Love is like a word that came from a white beautiful Dove
Hate is a bashfull word that I was not allowed to say
Hate is like a curse that can throw you around if you say it
I was here but now I'm not,
I left my name to turn you on,
If this feeling is just too great,
Pull down your pants and masturbate