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The secret of success is

Submitted by Cutie23Girl on Fri, 2005-08-19 07:00.

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

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Give a man a fish

Submitted by Katie P Kromwell on Thu, 2005-08-18 12:17.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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View

Submitted by Erhan Eryurt on Tue, 2005-08-16 06:49.

What is the only bad thing about the '69' position?

The view.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Submitted by James P Bond on Mon, 2005-08-15 14:47.

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

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I'm as confused as a

Submitted by I B Insane on Mon, 2005-08-15 12:06.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

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All I ask is a

Submitted by Kit Cloudkicker on Mon, 2005-08-15 09:26.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

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If you're always right, something's

Submitted by Some One on Sun, 2005-08-14 22:44.

If you're always right, something's wrong.

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Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Submitted by cian moloney on Sun, 2005-08-14 01:21.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

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Do you need a silencer

Submitted by The Rat on Sat, 2005-08-13 20:00.

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

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Death is life's way of

Submitted by Jay Knite on Sat, 2005-08-13 17:20.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

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