Submitted by laugh16 on Mon, the 2nd of October, 2000, 9:37 pm
& quot; This won't hurt, I promise. quot;
Submitted by Ashley P G on Thu, the 27th of February, 2003, 11:52 am
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Submitted by Rami Joubs on Tue, the 11th of June, 2002, 2:32 am
Buy a Pentium 5 8 6 / 9 0 so you can reboot faster.
Submitted by Fncy on Sat, the 18th of May, 2002, 6:27 am
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
Submitted by Heather m Quinlan on Fri, the 21st of March, 2003, 10:31 am
I killed a 6 - pack just to watch it die.
Submitted by Kathryn Ellis on Thu, the 20th of November, 2003, 6:27 am
Does killing time damage eternity?
Submitted by Matt Zeypher on Mon, the 14th of February, 2005, 5:34 pm
The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.
Submitted by don on Fri, the 1st of June, 2001, 2:46 pm
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Submitted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on Sun, the 11th of January, 2004, 10:57 pm
Don't be so open-minded - - your brains will fall out.
Submitted by Brent Lybbert on Thu, the 25th of July, 2002, 7:51 am
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.