Submitted by laugh16 on Tue, the 3rd of October, 2000, 5:37 am
& quot; This won't hurt, I promise. quot;
Submitted by Ashley P G on Thu, the 27th of February, 2003, 7:52 pm
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Submitted by Rami Joubs on Tue, the 11th of June, 2002, 10:32 am
Buy a Pentium 5 8 6 / 9 0 so you can reboot faster.
Submitted by Fncy on Sat, the 18th of May, 2002, 2:27 pm
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
Submitted by Heather m Quinlan on Fri, the 21st of March, 2003, 6:31 pm
I killed a 6 - pack just to watch it die.
Submitted by Kathryn Ellis on Thu, the 20th of November, 2003, 2:27 pm
Does killing time damage eternity?
Submitted by Matt Zeypher on Tue, the 15th of February, 2005, 1:34 am
The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.
Submitted by don on Fri, the 1st of June, 2001, 10:46 pm
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Submitted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on Mon, the 12th of January, 2004, 6:57 am
Don't be so open-minded - - your brains will fall out.
Submitted by Brent Lybbert on Thu, the 25th of July, 2002, 3:51 pm
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.