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"This won't hurt, I promise."...

Submitted by laugh16 on Mon, the 2nd of October, 2000, 9:37 pm

& quot; This won't hurt, I promise. quot;

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....

Submitted by Ashley P G on Thu, the 27th of February, 2003, 11:52 am

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster....

Submitted by Rami Joubs on Tue, the 11th of June, 2002, 2:32 am

Buy a Pentium 5 8 6 / 9 0 so you can reboot faster.

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Taxation with representation isn't so hot,...

Submitted by Fncy on Sat, the 18th of May, 2002, 6:27 am

Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.

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I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die....

Submitted by Heather m Quinlan on Fri, the 21st of March, 2003, 10:31 am

I killed a 6 - pack just to watch it die.

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Does killing time damage eternity?...

Submitted by Kathryn Ellis on Thu, the 20th of November, 2003, 6:27 am

Does killing time damage eternity?

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The best way to win an argument is to start...

Submitted by Matt Zeypher on Mon, the 14th of February, 2005, 5:34 pm

The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.

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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it...

Submitted by don on Fri, the 1st of June, 2001, 2:46 pm

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

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Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...

Submitted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on Sun, the 11th of January, 2004, 10:57 pm

Don't be so open-minded - - your brains will fall out.

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The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...

Submitted by Brent Lybbert on Thu, the 25th of July, 2002, 7:51 am

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.

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