Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie

Q: How many Dixons assistants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)

Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One: of course. Two to do it, and -1 to renormalise the wave-function. (Explanation - Renormalising the wave function is som

Q: How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?A: 45 - One to drive the car, four to shoot the president of Sylvania's bodyguards, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania

Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Trick question. Programmers don't do hardware. (same answer really as "None. It's a hardware problem.")

Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)

Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?A: It depends whether the switch is on or off.