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Cooking

Submitted by Justin T Beilstein on Fri, the 29th of September, 2000, 1:24 pm

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Let the woman cook in the dark!

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Notre Dame Students

Submitted by net master on Thu, the 28th of July, 2005, 12:21 pm

How many Notre Dame Students does it take to change a light bulb?

8 0 7 7 - one to distract the rector, one to make a bulb run, one
to change the bulb, one to...

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Lose

Submitted by bethany on Fri, the 27th of April, 2001, 3:19 pm

What will you do if your light bulb is lose?

You screw it in harder

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Babies

Submitted by Jeremy W Thompson on Wed, the 12th of December, 2001, 1:20 am

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

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What To Do If Your Light Bulb Doesn't Work

Submitted by OurLadyPeace Fanatik on Sun, the 5th of October, 2003, 12:42 pm

What do you do if a light bulb isn't working?

You have sex with it

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Columbine Kids

Submitted by Mel S on Mon, the 1st of March, 2004, 5:54 pm

How many Columbine kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to move the bodies out of the way and one to screw it!

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He-Men

Submitted by Bob J Blob on Thu, the 1st of May, 2003, 7:18 pm

How many He-Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's women's work!

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Lawyers

Submitted by Ali Walker on Sun, the 11th of February, 2001, 1:48 am

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to sue the light bulb company

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Gorilla Light Bulb

Submitted by The Mad Stuffer on Sun, the 12th of January, 2003, 7:47 pm

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, and the other two to throw feces at each
other.

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The Fixtures

Submitted by Mel Ehrenzeller on Wed, the 19th of March, 2003, 5:02 am

What do you call a room full of lawyers trying to change light bulbs that
is about to explode?

Damn lucky it has so many fixtures

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