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Argo

Submitted by Bogey B Bumper on Thu, the 5th of April, 2001, 11:20 am

A DJ for a local radio station in Houston, Texas thought his job
was really boring. So, he decided to have a knock-knock joke day
where he would go around town, and ask people to tell
knock-knock jokes. He publicized it widely to be sure that
everyone would be ready with a joke to tell. Then, he hit the
streets:

DJ: " Hello everyone, are you ready for knock-knock joke day?!?!

He looked around, but the only person he saw was a drunk under a
lampost. He thought, eh, what the hell, it's worth a shot.

DJ: " Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke
day?

Drunk: " As a matter a fact, I didn't "

DJ: " Well, it is. Do you have a knock-knock joke for us?

Drunk: " As a matter a fact, I do "

DJ: " Can you tell it to us?

Drunk: " Knock-Knock "

DJ: " Who's there?

Drunk: " Argo "

DJ: " Argo who "

Drunk: " Ar, go fuck yourself!

After this, the DJ was fired for letting someone swear on the
air. He then dedicated his whole life to making a knock-knock
joke dictionary with every single knock-knock joke, so he would
know if a joke was inappropriate. After 6 years of traveling the
world, he came back to the radio station and asked for his job
back. Once he had convinced them to take him back, he decided to
have another knock-knock joke day. So, he hit the streets again:

DJ: " Hello everybody, it's time to hear some knock-knock jokes "

The only person he saw was the same drunk under the same
lampost. But since he had his dictionary with him, he figured he
had nothing to lose.

DJ: " Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke
day?

Drunk: " As a matter a fact, I did "

DJ: " So do you have a knock-knock joke for us?

Drunk: " As a matter a fact, I do "

DJ: " Well, can you tell us?

Drunk: " Knock-Knock "

DJ: " Who's there?

Drunk: " Mary "

The DJ quickly looked through his dictionary under Mary. When he
didn't find anything bad, he got a smirk on his face and said

DJ: " Mary who?

Drunk: " Ar, go fuck yourself!

The DJ was fired again.

( category: riddles & puns -> knock-knock )