riddles & puns

ass

Submitted by robert01 on Fri, 2007-03-23 20:03.

Knock Knock , who`s there , my ass ,who`s ass , your ass

( categories: knock-knock )

Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round

Submitted by Adam R Culbertson on Sat, 2005-08-20 07:04.

Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round the roses!

( categories: knock-knock )

Knock KnockWho's there?Isaiah!Isaiah who?Isaiah again

Submitted by Laura Cadarette on Fri, 2005-08-19 20:22.

Knock KnockWho's there?Isaiah!Isaiah who?Isaiah again Knock Knock!

( categories: knock-knock )

Knock Knock 85

Submitted by Todd A Miller on Fri, 2005-08-19 17:42.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn an

( categories: knock-knock )

Ten Issue

Submitted by Mitchy Dee on Fri, 2005-08-19 12:21.

What are there words trying to say?

issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
issue
iss

( categories: riddles )

Jack and Jill

Submitted by Esther Hodgson on Fri, 2005-08-19 09:40.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun,
stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.

( categories: poems )

The secret of success is

Submitted by Cutie23Girl on Fri, 2005-08-19 07:00.

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

( categories: one liners )

Q: How many alt.test

Submitted by Cutie23Girl on Fri, 2005-08-19 07:00.

Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.

( categories: light bulbs )

Give a man a fish

Submitted by Katie P Kromwell on Thu, 2005-08-18 12:17.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

( categories: one liners )

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett

Submitted by Katie P Kromwell on Thu, 2005-08-18 12:17.

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie

( categories: light bulbs )
1
...