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Penny's Cruise

Submitted by The king of hitz on Mon, the 27th of November, 2000, 11:58 pm

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her
own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the
world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she
scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on
her ocean cruise.

She booked passage on a cruise liner - - first class all the way.
The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties
every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank,
but just danced the night away. One night, after they had been
at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the
heel on her left shoe broke throwing her...

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deers

Submitted by Brian McMahon on Wed, the 11th of May, 2005, 9:02 pm

Did you know that deers dont have unlces

they only have antlers

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Udderly Rediculas

Submitted by lady marmalade on Sun, the 16th of March, 2003, 10:12 am

A cow was walking down the streets of manhattan run day he was
going to see a MOOVIE

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three guys

Submitted by JELLOSA on Sat, the 17th of May, 2003, 2:55 pm

two guys waled into the bar the third one ducked. hahaha get it
third on ducked

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in a traight jacket

Submitted by Ryan D Bloom on Fri, the 6th of February, 2004, 1:48 pm

Q: does a guy in a striaght jacket look harmful that just got out
of prison?

A: yes because thats why he is in the straight jacket.

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The time

Submitted by Bro on Wed, the 4th of September, 2002, 12:58 pm

There was a guy. and he was working at his grocery store when a
lady asked for the time. he said.. time to get a watch.

the lady ran off and asked another guy....

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Osama Bin......

Submitted by John Tarrants on Fri, the 27th of February, 2004, 5:44 pm

Q: What does it mean when you see car tracks in Afganistan


...

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rudolph`s nose

Submitted by Banu S Thuraisingam on Sun, the 12th of September, 2004, 10:36 pm

why dose rudolph have a red nose and the rest brown?
because when santa stops...

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pick up line

Submitted by Baby Doll on Tue, the 19th of April, 2005, 2:22 pm

every one has a hobbie right.... well your mine

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The Red Joke

Submitted by Amanda Ciaramella on Mon, the 18th of July, 2005, 1:03 am

One day, there was a red hotel run by Mrs. Red. On that day,
she had three boarders; Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mrs. Blue.
Each of the boarders had a red room with a red door, a red
keyhole, etc. That day, Mr. Orange left his room to request a
maid. He went out the red door, down the red steps, through the
red rec room, through the red dining room, through the red
kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red door to Mrs. Red's
room to ask for a maid. He was granted the wish and returned to
his red room going out the red door, down the red steps, through
the red kitchen, through the red dining room, through the red
rec room, and up the red steps. Next, Mr. White wanted to
request a special meal. He went out the red door, down the red
steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,
through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red
door to Mrs. Red's room to ask for a special meal. He was
granted the wish and returned to his red room going out the red
door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the
red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.
Next, Mrs. Blue wanted to complain about the absence of hot
water in her bathroom. She went out the red door, down the red
steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,
through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red
door to Mrs. Red's room to complain about the water. The water
was fixed and she returned to her red room going out the red
door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the
red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.
The next morning, breakfast time came. Mr. Orange came down the
red stairs...

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