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Arab StarTrek

Submitted by Dimitre Atanasov on Fri, the 22nd of July, 2005, 9:19 am

An arab calls the startrek producer and asks why aren't there
any arab's on the show? Because its in the future.

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kinda terrorism

Submitted by Cassy L Crouch on Sat, the 2nd of November, 2002, 11:32 pm

Whats the difference between Pakistan and a Pancake?



how many pancakes do u know that got nuked by india

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General cerulli kills bin ladden

Submitted by Kyle W Battalia on Sat, the 16th of December, 2000, 6:24 am

Luttent please contact aircraft carrior # 3. we need to blow that
cave before he runs away


meanwhile bin ladden's son is planing to blow up the effile tower


well it is about time we morse code to russia we are going to
need General radeks primission to launch nuke # 1.


5 4 3 2 1



There goes the effile tower.

well now paris has to live in efimoy....

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Three Buttons and Bin Laden

Submitted by Erik on Mon, the 2nd of October, 2000, 6:56 pm

Bin Laden and Bush were having Peace talks in Afghanastan. THey
were in a room sitting in two chairs and it was only the two of
them. As they start talking Bush notices three buttons on Bin
Ladens chair. SO they go on talking and Bin Laden pushes the
first button and a bottle comes down and smashes on Bushs head.
Bush gets a lil mad but he goes on with the peace talks. Soon
Bin Laden pushes a boot comes down and kicks him in the shin. He
gets a lil more mad but goes on and in 5 minutes another boot
comes out and kicks him in the nuts. Bush gets really mad and
says IM...

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Parachuting with a muslim

Submitted by Richard Amezquita on Sun, the 29th of May, 2005, 11:25 am

A man goes parachuting with a muslim. The muslim tells him that
he should jump out the plane count to 1 0 and then pull the
ripcord. The man asks him what he should do if his parachute
doesn't open. The muslim tells him to pray to Allah. So he jumps
out the plane , counts to 1 0 and pulls his...

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