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Jesus And God

Submitted by Andre Cardinal on Tue, the 3rd of May, 2005, 8:33 pm

Jesus and god were playing golf. They come to a long par 5 with
trees and sand traps everywhere. Jesus hits a beautiful shot
straight down the fairway and it lands perfect. God steps up and
hits one off a tree and into a pond. All of a sudden a fish gets
the ball in his mouth and swims with it until an eagle picks the
fish up with the ball still in the fishes mouth. mouth. He flies
over the green and the fish drops the ball and it rolls into the
cup. Jesus turns to god and says, " You gonna play golf or you
gonna fuck around?

( category: religion -> christians )