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Palm Sunday

Submitted by Xandi on Sun, the 5th of January, 2003, 5:59 am

Once there was a little boy named Johnny who was three years old. When it
was Palm Sunday, he couldn't wait to go to church to find out what Palm
Sunday was. But sadly, Johnny came down with the chickenpox. His parents
hired a baby-sitter to take care of Johnny while they went to church. When
they came home holding palm leaves, Johnny asked, " What are the palm tree
leaves for mommie? She replied, " When Jesus walked through the town,
people waved palm leaves at him in respect. Johnny looked upset and said,
" Wouldn't ya know? The first day I'm not in church, he shows up!

( category: religion -> catholics )