- Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say:
"If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

- A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the sch

A man is sitting down in front of the fire place and is reading the Bible.
His wife comes in and looks down at him and says, "Why do you always sit
there and read that thing, what does it

Holy mother full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face.
Bless his hair that tends to curl,
keep him safe from all the girls.
Bless His dick the one I sucked,
And bl

A man walks in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As
he snips away, Joe asks, "What's up?" The man explains he's
taking a vacation to Rome.

"ROME?!" Joe says, "Why

Once there was an explorer lost in the deepest part of the Amazon. After a
few days, he finds himself suddenly surrounded by hundreds of
blood-thirsty natives. He looks up to the sky and s

A member of the paparazzi is looking in the window of the Pope
one morning and snaps a picture of him masturbating. As the
flash goes off, the Pope sees him and runs after him.

A young nun joined a church to serve God. She was very religious
and very good. It all happened one day, she suddenly had this
desire to have sex. She knew it's wrong but she couldn't help

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a
very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the
street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too

All of the different religions have varying methods of
determining how much money is given to God and how much they
keep. The Baptists draw a circle on the ground and throw the
money

A man is driving down the highway on his way to a fast weekend
in Las Vegas when he sees a roadsign which states, "Sister Mary
of the Conception Whore House, 50 miles." He pays the sign