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Nuns on a bench

Submitted by Icman78 on Fri, the 14th of February, 2003, 11:04 am

There are these two nuns sitting on a park bench but both of
them cant speak or hear.

One nun has her hand down the...

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Walking on Water

Submitted by Kayli on Fri, the 4th of October, 2002, 4:05 am

There is a rabbi, a priest, and the prophet of the LDS church in
a boat. Jesus is standing on the water, and beckons them. The
rabbi stepped off the boat, and slipped and drowned. The priest...

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Sand Bath

Submitted by J R on Sun, the 29th of December, 2002, 9:37 pm

What did the girl say to moses when they were in the desert for
4 0 years and she tried to have sex...

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riddles

Submitted by JenReo on Wed, the 25th of June, 2003, 10:36 pm

Q: what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor
have it, the rich need it, and if you...

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new ark!

Submitted by Shen Singh on Tue, the 11th of June, 2002, 3:53 pm

one day god said to noah, " would you be able to build me another
a ark "
" yes of course i will " said noah, " i have done it before i can do
it again "
" but not just any type of ark, a 4 0 storey ark " said god
" erm, ok god your the boss " replied noah
" but would you like me to fill it with animals like last time "
said...

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Church Releases New Hymnal

Submitted by Lili M B on Wed, the 5th of December, 2001, 10:18 pm

Leaders of the Evangelical Laodicean Church in America last week
announced the publication of a new hymnal. " This is truly a
hymnal for the new century, said Presiding Bishop Luke W. Armm.

" This collection of hymns really captures the essence of our
tradition, Bishop Armm explained. " At the core of our belief is
the motto, ' Moderation in all things, and that applies to our
faith life as well. We just don't like to get carried away.

When asked if the new hymnal will help the Laodicean Church
attract new members, Bishop Armm replied, " Yeah, sure. You
Betcha! People in today's society get kind of uncomfortable with
too much talk about things like commitment and dedication.
They'd much rather have a religion that they can turn on or off
at will. Our church seeks to pander--uh... I mean--meet that
need. This hymnal will help with that, I think.

Editor in chief of the new hymnal, Priscilla ( " Presh " ) S.
Moment, explained some of the difficulty the committee had in
choosing hymns. " Many of the old favorites just won't cut it
among Laodiceans, said Moment. " We had to change a lot of the
wording to make them fit with our style. We tried to incorporate
some new songs into the book, but we had trouble finding
Laodiceans interested in writing new music. Oh, well!

The title of the new hymnal, Church Songs, was chosen very
carefully, explained Moment. " We didn't want to turn anybody off
with threatening words that no one understands any more like
' Worship' or ' Hymn. "

Here is a partial list of titles included in the new Laodicean
hymnal:

I Surrender Some
There Shall Be Sprinkles of...

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Different Religions

Submitted by Vanessa Hernandez on Mon, the 11th of April, 2005, 9:54 pm

All of the different religions have varying methods of
determining how much money is given to God and how much they
keep. The Baptists draw a circle on the ground and throw the
money into the air. All of the money that falls in the circle
goes to God...

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Black and White

Submitted by Ethan Bailey on Thu, the 6th of March, 2003, 10:58 pm

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?




A nun rolling down a hill!...

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Drunk in the Confessional

Submitted by Some One on Mon, the 27th of May, 2002, 11:00 pm

A drunk walks into a church, and then into the confessional.

The...

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Different hells

Submitted by Chizzygrrl on Wed, the 28th of July, 2004, 11:49 am

One day, this guy dies. Having not been the very best person, he
goes to hell. The first thing he sees is a huge, glamorous
hotel. So he goes there to check in. Insides there's a lot of
beatiful women, free drinks, it's just one continious party. Then
he goes outside, where there's the most beautiful and huge garde
he's ever seen. As he comes to a wall marking the edge of the
garden, he sees a...

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