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yo moma

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:49:13 -0700

yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock

Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:08:27 -0700

One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The employers went to a deli, a vegan restaurant, and an Indian restaurant scouting for people using computers. They found a handful of adept people in each place and brought them to Gateway headquarters.

Even the Score

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 19:10:39 -0700

There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.

Lika a Pirate

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:26:53 -0700

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

Lika a Pirate

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:26:50 -0700

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

So Fat

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:18:13 -0700

Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct.

So Stupid

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:11:31 -0700

Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.

ass

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:03:10 -0700

Knock Knock , who`s there , my ass ,who`s ass , your ass

whatttt?!?

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:54:59 -0800

There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

Have You Ever Wounde

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:24:52 -0700

Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get blow jobs!

Conversion

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:24:52 -0700

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him.

Good News / Bad News

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:44:28 -0700

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you." The woman said, &quot

Waz up

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:44:28 -0700

you suck

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the...

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the
strongest tiger, but once he's married mostly he takes out the garbage.>

-Sam Levenson

Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round the roses!