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All cut up

Submitted by Kathleen E Ryan on Sun, the 4th of November, 2001, 9:45 am

Parital birth abortion--the best thing since sliced bread!

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Amendment 6

Submitted by Simba A Rafiki on Mon, the 20th of May, 2002, 11:53 am

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a
speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district
wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have
been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed...

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Submitted by Jennifer M Talbot on Wed, the 2nd of May, 2001, 3:37 pm

Not to the power that raises shanties, but to the power that lowers

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What smells?

Submitted by Mulan Smith on Sat, the 16th of October, 2004, 4:37 pm

" What fells like smish?
By dyslexic Bob in a girls
locker room

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Quotes from mom

Submitted by Faisal Moussly on Thu, the 23rd of June, 2005, 12:55 pm

My momma always said...
" I brought into this world and I can take you out!...

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Poor Ben's Almanac

Submitted by BLonDy chic on Thu, the 12th of June, 2003, 1:48 pm

" Early to poop, early to pee, makes Mr. Boobie live happily.
~ Ben Osotsapa ~...

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Baby Shower

Submitted by QuikSilver on Fri, the 5th of November, 2004, 8:48 am

I took a baby shower once. It left my skin baby soft.

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Solution or Problem

Submitted by duffmanitt on Wed, the 6th of September, 2000, 2:42 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

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Carrots and Peas

Submitted by muhamed kovacevic on Thu, the 14th of July, 2005, 11:31 am

Confucius say one who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is

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Oy thats my vodka

Submitted by Japeloup on Sun, the 6th of May, 2001, 6:32 pm

Somebody spiked my vodka with orange juice

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