"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as
Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force.
Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, b

If you launch your ship in a toilet, you're gonna get crapped on.
--The tidey bowel man, 1973.

Confucius say one who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is
unsanitary.

"The people who vote decide nothing.
The people who count the vote decide everything."

- Josef Stalin

Carrie Snow

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Blessed are they who can laugh at

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

- David Daye

Bella Abzug

"I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me"

- Herman Melville

"Dancing's never been one of my strong points. I guess you could
say I have two left feet."

- Herman Munster

"That's what happens when they put something togethe