Just thousands of funny jokes

Politically Correct Statements

Submitted by Jessica L Harwood on Tue, the 26th of September, 2000, 11:55 pm

1 0 ) He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
9 ) He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He does not get lost all the time; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

7 ) He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

6 ) He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

5 ) He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

4 ) He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

3 ) He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

2 ) He is not a bad dancer with no rhythm; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

1 ) He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

( category: news & politics -> politics )