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Monica with Hoop Earings

Submitted by TheSparky on Wed, the 31st of July, 2002, 5:31 am

Why does Monica Lewinsky wear hoop earings?

For stirrups.

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War Over Religion

Submitted by Sarah Casey on Thu, the 3rd of February, 2005, 8:52 am

Insight into going to war over religion:

" You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better
imaginary friend.

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Clinton Poem

Submitted by C C on Wed, the 8th of August, 2001, 9:30 pm

He lied on the stand,
With his cigar in his hand.
It's such a big mess,
Even on Lewinsky's dress.
He said straight out,
That he had no relations.
While Lewinsky pouts,
Tripp taped all conversations.
Starr rage on with tongue on fire,...

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Bill and Monica Eating Out

Submitted by Robert B Jay on Fri, the 13th of August, 2004, 6:07 pm

Bill and Monica are sneeking out of the office to go out to eat.

What did Bill order for Monica...

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Hillary Wakes up at 5:30

Submitted by William Jones on Fri, the 23rd of February, 2001, 9:14 pm

Why does Hillary Clinton get up every mourning at 5: 0.

To be the 1 st lady.

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McDonald's, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky

Submitted by sarah fame on Sat, the 23rd of April, 2005, 2:36 pm

What do McDonald's, Bill Clinton, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?

Fourty year old meat, in between ten year old buns

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Safe Sex

Submitted by Erin Heavey on Wed, the 27th of October, 2004, 5:17 pm

" Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door
is locked.

~ George Stephanopoulos

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Monica's Idol

Submitted by Plumbum on Tue, the 28th of September, 2004, 3:32 pm

Miss Lewinsky started working in the political circut withot a single
mentor. But once in the Whitehouse she always found herself looking up to
the Pesident.

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Clinton's Motto for Interns

Submitted by Lavin Beldleveu on Fri, the 23rd of March, 2001, 10:55 pm

What is President Clinton's motivational motto for new interns?

" No stain, no gain...

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10 years later...

Submitted by sg on Mon, the 11th of June, 2001, 11:22 pm

Monica was entering her favorite downtown watering hole after a day in the
office of press secretary Dick Gephardt. As she checked for scuff markes
in her pressed slacks she approached the bar. Ha, whataya know sitting
there sipping on some tap beer was Paula. She could't resist, so she made
her presence be known. After an hour or so they became quite comfortable
with each other and the sex questions poured like the cheap beer they were...

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