Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff one.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800
sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extremely costly damage. But
we're a compassionate nation, and when

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.

16. Tax code allows deduction for one hostage takeover/standoff per family, per year.

15. Every Thursday: 2-for-1 drinks at Hooters!

14. Nobuddy shuld be descrimnated a

Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continue

Q. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?
A. Chelsea.