Any questions?

what's the definition of painfull
a fly going down a razor blade using its balls as breaks

what's the definition of stupid
lobing a brick through someones window and asking

Ok.. There are these to gay guys fucking eachother up the ass
and one guy says "dont cum until i come back" so he goes to get
a pizza and he comes back to the room and there is cum all ove

Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream.
-- Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind"

You can no more win a war t

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

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Q: What's the faste

By Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
February 20, 2002
Times Observer

To prevent terrorism by dropping bombs on Iraq is such an obvious idea that I can't think why no one has thought of i

According to a recent poll, half of New Yorkers say that they
would never move out of the city, mostly because their probation
won't allow it.

Draft The Bush Twins

Don't Mess With Mesopotamia

War Is SO 20th Century

When Bush Comes To Shove

Brains Not Bombs

War Is A Dick Thing, Peace Is A Heart Thi

"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education – anything that's needed. Isn't that

The Craven

Once upon an
election so dreary
as we pondered weak and weary
Over many quaint and curious rights of Constitutional lore.
While G.W. nodded, nearly napping,
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