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Things that Make you Say Hmmm...

Submitted by jaimie on Thu, the 4th of August, 2005, 11:28 pm

- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

- It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

- Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

- Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

- Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.

- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, " Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working