It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America,
walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all
your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give

Kentucky:
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a
chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
Instead of pulling the front panel off the machi

Please note: No matter how pathetic this story sounds it's
actually true.

One day, a man saw a stranger on his property. Ready to go to
extreme measures, he pulled out his pis

There was once three men caught by an army and and they were
going to get they're head shot off. The first man stands in
front of the army and sees them all with guns in they're hand.

There were three burglers. One night, they decided to make a
heist at the bank. So that evening, they put on their black
shirts, black pants, black shoes, ski masks, etc. They quietly

Homosassa, Florida. A man went into a hardware store to apply
for a job. After completing his application he then went to the
section of the store that sold guns. He asked to see a couple

AT&T fired president John Walter after nine months, saying he
lacked intellectual leadership." He received a $26 million
severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking
inte

As a kid I was always tormented by my older brother at dinner
time. He would always sit next to me, always get there before i
did, and and he would always lick my fork. When he did this I