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Princess Diana's Dandruff

Submitted by Its All Good on Sat, 2002-10-26 04:04.

How do you know Princess Diana didn't have dandruff?

They found "Head and Shoulders" on the wind shield.

Lorena Bobbit in Car Accident

Submitted by CrazyBaby on Mon, 2002-10-14 06:02.

Did you hear? Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car accident.

Some dick cut her off!

John Bobbit's Dick

Submitted by Ciara Blaze on Mon, 2001-09-24 12:19.

Lorraina Bobbit was really very upset at the actions of her
husband so she cut off his penis. Below is the part of the story
that you may not have heard yet....

After she cut

I Cheated to Get to Heaven

Submitted by Aimeekat on Thu, 2001-03-08 05:39.

Three men die at the same time and are standing at the pearly
white gates. St. Peter says "Guys, I never thought I'd say this,
but, Hell's getting too full. So, you were headed to Hell, bu

Jesus is Watching

Submitted by Herman on Sat, 2000-10-14 12:59.

One night a Burglar breaks into a house, he's looking around for
something good to steal when in a faint voice he hear's, "Jesus
is watching you." It startled him and he looked around to s