There is this guy who manages a company that runs the little
paddle boats on the lake. His job is to stand on the edge of the
water and time the paddle boats so that when there 15 mins is

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like frozen yogurt?

Because it doesn't go flying down her throat 30 miles an hour!

What do you get when you put Monica Lewinsky and Chief Geronamo in
a car?

A blown Ingine!

Bin Laden goes to a psychic and asks her "When will I die?" She
tells him that he will die on an American Hoilday. "Oh No! Which
hoilday?!" The psychic says, "When you die, it will be an

Use to be that the Kennedy men only drown their women one at a time.

What's Hilary Clinton's new name.

Sharyn Dick.

Did you hear about the inexperienced terrorist who tried to blow
up a bus?

He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

These for people in a car were speeding at 95 miles per hour,
then 100, then 110!

they heard these sirens from behind so the went faster 112 miles
per hour, then 120 miles per

"What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing."

~ Kenneth Starr

JFK Jr.'s Last Words:
1. "NO! Not that button!"
2. "I wish I hadn't bought this plane from John Denver!"
3. "Carolyn....your sister is a much better in bed than you'll
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