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who is the fastest reader

Submitted by josh d jackson on Sun, the 27th of May, 2001, 1:05 am

who is the fastest reader in the world?
osama bin layden, 1 2 0 storys in 1 0 mins

911

Submitted by chris Dawson on Tue, the 28th of August, 2001, 1:19 am

One day OJ simpson was going to California. Well, when he reached
California he got to stay in a hotel and live like a fancey and rich
person. At this time it was...

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Thomas vs. Diana

Submitted by Amanda S Wilhelm on Sat, the 3rd of July, 2004, 7:39 am

What is the diffrence between Thomas the Tank Engine and Princess Diana?

Thomas makes it through tunnels.

3 Below

Submitted by ashley m corrado on Fri, the 8th of August, 2003, 10:35 pm

What is the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard?

3 Below

Three Funerals and A Wedding

Submitted by Nicole on Tue, the 11th of June, 2002, 11:54 pm

Did you hear that they are making a movie about the latest Kennedy
tragedy?

The current working title is: 3 funerals and a wedding

Princess Diana on the Radio

Submitted by Briman B Briman on Thu, the 13th of February, 2003, 5:40 am

Princess Diana was on the radio... and the dashboard and the windshield.

Luise Woodword

Submitted by Fantastique Lindsay on Sat, the 22nd of January, 2005, 12:07 am

Luise Woodword now works in a McDonalds. Every time a kid walks in she
says:

FREE SHAKE!!!!!!!!!!

Jill Dando's Mind

Submitted by Lord Raven on Sat, the 18th of October, 2003, 6:49 pm

What was the last thing that went through Jill Dando's mind?

A bullet.

Doorstep Dando

Submitted by Aaron D Fredrick on Sat, the 11th of September, 2004, 10:32 pm

What is the difference between Jill Dando and Shane Richie?

Shane Ritchie passed the doorstep challenge

Doughnut-Delivering Guard Indicted For Bribery

Submitted by K Caplan on Thu, the 15th of March, 2001, 2:25 pm

BOSTON ( Reuters ) - A prison guard who allegedly smuggled pizza, doughnuts,
cigarettes and Tylenol to an inmate in exchange for roughly $ 4, 0 0 was
indicted by a Massachusetts grand jury, Attorney General Thomas Reilly
said Thursday.

John Lennon, 5 2, a guard at the state prison in Norfolk, Massachusetts,
faces charges of bribery and delivering contraband to an inmate. He
allegedly provided the illicit snacks and other items to a 4 1 - year-old
inmate between June and October 1 9 9 8, Reilly's office said.

Lennon also promised the inmate's wife that her husband would receive...

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