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Bush got a coded message from Saddam

Submitted by sarah gascoigne on Wed, the 28th of February, 2001, 4:11 pm

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 3 7 0 HSSV- 0 7 7 3 H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped
too...

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Osama is Celebate

Submitted by karli on Thu, the 11th of September, 2003, 7:16 pm

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush

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The President's Puzzle

Submitted by Erin Lord on Mon, the 28th of April, 2003, 3:05 am

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and
hollering.

" What's the matter, Mr. President? The Vice President inquired.

" Nothing at all, boss...

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One hungry Bush...

Submitted by Felisha House on Fri, the 27th of December, 2002, 12:06 am

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up
to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says,
" Honey, can I have...

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George Bush is so stupid...

Submitted by Lauren Prescott on Mon, the 27th of August, 2001, 7:58 pm

George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder

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I feel like Chicken Tonight

Submitted by Alicia Crow on Wed, the 1st of October, 2003, 4:26 am

Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken

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We take you now to the Oval Office

Submitted by Lily Flower on Fri, the 12th of September, 2003, 7:20 pm

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?...

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The First Lady's patriotic duties

Submitted by taryn on Thu, the 3rd of April, 2003, 10:58 pm

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president

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PC Pot

Submitted by Jeremy Penner on Sun, the 8th of April, 2001, 8:50 am

A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush and
many conservative lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed
the view that marijuanna is a Gateway drug

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I Had a Dream

Submitted by Amanda L Trella on Sun, the 10th of October, 2004, 2:54 am

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, " George, I called you because I
had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was
beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner.
Bush asked, " What was on the banner?

Saddam responded, " It said Allah is God, and God is Allah.

Bush said...

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