Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:

10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pants
8. Hyperactive Nuts
7. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilla
6. Pantsachio
5. Subpoena

I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do.The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress.

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last
time they played best of five, Clinton won three games

Why didn't Monica get the job at IBM? She sucked too much at her internship!

"Remember President Clinton? He had to go to London over there to pick up
another quarter of a million dollar speaking fee. And he had to fly commercial
for the first time, and I am thin

Q: What do the Titanic and the Clinton Administration have in common?
A: .........going down fast.

What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw in Washington?

The executive branch.

Q: Why did Clinton fire Joycelyn Elders?
A: To beat off the GOP.
A: She wanted to do everything single-handedly.
A: He didn't want America thinking that Slick Willie could be jerk

Hollywood is right on the spot. A movie has been made about the Clinton
administration. It is rumored to be already completed. All that is left is to
figure out the title of the movie. H

How are Bill and Monica different?
One won't come clean and the other won't clean cum.