What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw in Washington? The executive branch.
Things came to a head last week and the name Monica Lewinsky is fast becoming a real mouthful at the White House. The latest news about President Clinton is definitely hard to swallow and seems certain to leave a nasty taste in the mouth of the current administration. It will be some time before all the stains resulting from this issue are removed from the Oval Office.
Monica Lewinsky has proved to be not as tight lipped as Clinton had hoped and is expected to spit out the truth to a Grand Jury tomorrow. She will surely go down in history for her orations concerning the comings and goings behind the doors of the Oval Office. Monica was apparently on her knees when she received the recent gagging order from the White House and now has to decide whether to swallow her pride and dispose of the evidence, or to succumb to the deep throated rumblings of the Washington Press Corp. and spill the issue wide open.
Any attempt by Lewinsky to suck up to Clinton can only be construed as lip service and Clinton would be advised to...Read more
Secret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the oval office with the President unescorted for 4 0 minutes, But everything was O. K, she was just giving the President a debriefing.
Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks? She's withholding evidence!
Monica has been receiving a lot of kidding about her weight. She considered to have her love handles removed, but decided against it as she might lose her hearing if they cut off her ears.
Monica's nickname for bill: " Sir Blow-alot "
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.
What's Monica Lewinsky's favorite place in Washingto D. C.? Under the beltway.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo? A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.
Why did George Bush's presidency preceed Clinton's? Because Clinton is always after bush!